Two words: Jury Duty.
When it rains it pours. My number was called today.
I know what some of you are thinking "You couldn't get out of jury duty! How slow are you?"
First let me say I have successfully dodged it before; it was just my time. I literally have gotten out of serving in several states over the last few years. So I(for once) will being doing my civic duty for the state of Maryland today. yahoo.
I am looking on the bright side: I don't have to go to work, I hope to get some uninterrupted reading time in while I wait.